It’s time to ditch the towels and embrace life’s little messes with the original luxurious waterproof blanket. We’re here to protect your mattress, bedding, couch, floor or any surface you don’t want to get wet so that you can fully relax with complete peace of mind.
How you choose to use your waterproof blanket is your business! Sexy time in the bedroom, salty trips to the beach, pet accidents, birthing, free bleeding, bed wetting, incontinence or simply protecting your boujee white couch from red wine spills - you do you boo.
The quilted fleece is ultra-soft, extra cosy and has slightly less volume than the traditional Splash Blanket™ meaning it folds up flatter, which may be useful for travel or storage. The quilted fleece backing won’t catch on leaves or grass if used outdoors and is user friendly for pets, kids and adults alike.
Sizes Available:
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.
Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.
Material:
One side of the Squirt Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester fleece (with a “quilted” style pattern) and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
“The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.
